Things I learnt from Zee Soap Dramas

1. There is no such thing as identity card, fingerprint recognition or DNA test to confirm one's true identity to clear the confusion for once and all.
2. The dead always come back, alive, even if their death was in a horrible accident where they clearly could not escape even with the best luck in the world.
3. Age gap between mother and daughter seems barely 5 years, however grandmothers are usually shown 100 years of age with grey hair beyond control.
   
4. All the ladies in the soap dramas are often very traditional and wear nothing less of complete Indian costumes together with jewelleries and makeup, even if they are going to bed or are terminally ill.
5. Ladies in soap dramas dress up equally grand to hospital, who cares if the loved one is in coma.
   
6. Love triangle doesn't just happen between lovers, but also among married couples, and it is perfectly fine with the traditional family.
7. Multiple marriages for a person is common, sometimes with the same person.
   
8. A day's event in the drama can take over 1 month to complete.
9. Bad people can turn good, and good turn bad, in a blink of an eye.
   
10. We, the audience, will watch anything on TV granted it has masala contents!